So you’re a social media keen bean and you absolutely need the world to know! But how do you manage to instantly show your affinity to social media and, in particular, Twitter to people who, heaven forbid, don’t actually follow you on Twitter?

Well, if you’re a lady, or a man who likes wearing tights – we might have the thing for you.

Follow me Twitter tights

Yes, that’s right. Wear your heart on your sleeve by wearing this Twitter bird on your leg.

If you’re one of the few remaining people who haven’t actually bought these(!) then you should seriously consider it. They’re really not weird at all. They’re a bold statement – you’re letting the world know how important Twitter is in your whole life, not just on your phone and people will definitely not get the wrong impression.

They’re not to be confused with the “follow me” white rabbit tights which have to be stalker inducing on an ever higher level, there’s not even a social media platform related meaning. I mean, where is that rabbit even going? Disgusting.

In conclusion:

If you’re thinking how boring your legs are, just wondering what could possibly make these plain, functional pieces of meat actually mean something to you and those around you, they could be a great purchase.

Tell us what you think – would you wear a pair of “follow me” Twitter tights?

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